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Republic of Diabetien · Official Government Portal Official Gazette No. 148 / 2026 · As of 30 July 2026
Republic of Diabetien
Federal Chancellery · Betazell am Zuckerhut
“Stay in range.” National motto since 1922
Language: EN
Ministry of Carbohydrates, Retardos · Official recipe collection

Food & Dining

Dishes from the four sectors and the capital, with ingredients, preparation and nutrition information. Values are estimates per serving — they depend on the brand, ingredients and serving size and should be recalculated if in doubt.

Section 1 SEAG

The injection-to-meal interval

Restaurants in Diabetien serve no earlier than 15 and no later than 20 minutes after an order is placed. Sector 2 has an extended interval of 30 minutes — a rule the south still cannot understand.

Section 2 KDP

Labelling requirement

Every menu states the carbohydrate content after the price. A dish without a declaration may not be served, even free of charge.

Federal dish

The Federal Skillet

Cauliflower rice, fish, mangetout, and dill. Cooked in both halves on November 14, in one skillet for everyone. North and south disagree over the proper amount of dill.

Register of approved dishes

Recipe collection

Choose a course. Select a dish to open the full recipe.

Showing 10 of 10 recipes.

Main course25 min

Federal Skillet

The federal dish: cauliflower rice, fish from the Pancreatic Sea, mangetout, and plenty of dill.

Region Sector 1
7 gCarbohydrate
0.6BE
34 gProtein
410kcal
Baked goods75 min

Basal Bread

The Federation's staple bread of linseed, almonds and psyllium husks. In Retardos it is served in thin slices.

Region Sector 2
1 gCarbohydrate
0.1BE
7 gProtein
148kcal
Dessert80 min

Ketogenic Cheesecake

No crust, no sugar, no fuss. The cake considered a success in both halves.

Region Sector 3
5 gCarbohydrate
0.4BE
16 gProtein
246kcal
Main course70 min

Pumpina Zucchini Lasagne

The south's holiday lasagne. Thinly sliced zucchini replace pasta sheets.

Region Sector 1
11 gCarbohydrate
0.9BE
38 gProtein
520kcal
Main course20 min

Konjac Noodles with Creamy Mushrooms

Noodles made from konjac root, with cream and thyme. An everyday dish in the valleys of Sector 3.

Region Sector 3
4 gCarbohydrate
0.3BE
14 gProtein
390kcal
Breakfast15 min

Novartemis Cottage Cheese Pancakes

The breakfast of Novartemis care homes, traditionally served with quark and berries.

Region The Ge-station
6 gCarbohydrate
0.5BE
29 gProtein
330kcal
Dessert10 min + overnight

Retardos Berry Chia

Prepared in the evening and ready in the fridge by morning. The simplest dessert in the country.

Region Sector 2
8 gCarbohydrate
0.7BE
8 gProtein
210kcal
Snack15 min

Multines Cheese Crackers

Two ingredients, fifteen minutes, and barely any available carbohydrate worth mentioning.

Region Sector 3
1 gCarbohydrate
0.1BE
5 gProtein
58kcal
Main course30 min

Retardos Kale Skillet

The factory meal from Retardos: kale, smoked tofu and bacon cooked in one pan.

Region Sector 2
9 gCarbohydrate
0.8BE
26 gProtein
445kcal
Drink5 min

Betazell Lemonade

The Federation's proof that sweetness and sugar are two different things.

Region Betazell am Zuckerhut
0 gCarbohydrate
0.0BE
0 gProtein
6kcal
BfBE approval number BE-4337 · Main course · Sector 1

Federal Skillet

The federal dish: cauliflower rice, fish from the Pancreatic Sea, mangetout, and plenty of dill.

7 gCarbs per serving
0.6BE
34 gProtein
410kcal
4Servings

Ingredients

  • 600 gcauliflower, coarsely grated
  • 500 gsalmon or cod fillet, diced
  • 150 gmangetout
  • 1onion, finely diced
  • 2garlic cloves
  • 100 mlcream
  • 2 tbspolive oil
  • 1 bunchdill
  • 1lemon, zest and juice
  • salt, pepper

Method

  1. Process the cauliflower into rice-sized pieces in a food processor. Do not purée it — the texture is the essence of the dish.
  2. Heat the oil in a wide skillet and gently cook the onion and garlic until translucent.
  3. Add the cauliflower rice and cook for four minutes, turning it until it begins to colour.
  4. Stir in the mangetout and cream and simmer uncovered for two minutes.
  5. Distribute the diced fish over the surface, cover, reduce the heat, and leave to cook gently for five minutes.
  6. Season with lemon zest and juice, dill, salt, and pepper. Serve from the skillet for everyone to share.

Official note

Traditionally prepared in every household in both halves on the federal holiday, November 14. The skillet, not the plate, is brought to the table.

BfBE approval number BE-6133 · Baked goods · Sector 2

Basal Bread

The Federation's staple bread of linseed, almonds and psyllium husks. In Retardos it is served in thin slices.

1 gCarbs per serving
0.1BE
7 gProtein
148kcal
20Servings

Ingredients

  • 150 gflaxseed, freshly ground
  • 150 gground almonds
  • 100 gsunflower seeds
  • 50 gpsyllium husks
  • 4eggs
  • 350 mllukewarm water
  • 1 packetbaking powder
  • 1 tspsalt
  • 1 tbspapple cider vinegar

Method

  1. Combine all the dry ingredients in a bowl.
  2. Add the eggs, water, and vinegar and mix vigorously until a thick, even dough forms.
  3. Leave to absorb for fifteen minutes. The dough will noticeably firm up — this is intentional.
  4. Transfer to a greased 30 cm loaf tin and smooth the surface.
  5. Bake at 180°C using conventional heat for 60 to 65 minutes. Tap the loaf: it should sound hollow.
  6. Leave to cool completely before slicing. It will crumble if cut while warm.

Official note

Values are per slice of about 45 g. Sector 2 follows a household rule: one loaf per household per week, no more.

BfBE approval number BE-6419 · Dessert · Sector 3

Ketogenic Cheesecake

No crust, no sugar, no fuss. The cake considered a success in both halves.

5 gCarbs per serving
0.4BE
16 gProtein
246kcal
12Servings

Ingredients

  • 500 gfull-fat cream cheese
  • 500 glow-fat quark
  • 4eggs
  • 120 gerythritol, finely powdered
  • 30 gground almonds
  • 1 tspvanilla extract
  • 1lemon, zest only
  • 1 pinchsalt

Method

  1. Beat the cream cheese and quark at room temperature until smooth. A cold mixture will crack during baking.
  2. Stir in the erythritol, almonds, vanilla, lemon zest, and salt.
  3. Mix in the eggs one at a time, only until each disappears. Do not beat — air in the batter causes cracks.
  4. Pour into a 26 cm springform tin lined with baking paper.
  5. Bake at 160°C for 55 to 60 minutes. The centre may still wobble slightly.
  6. Switch off the oven, open the door slightly, and leave the cake to cool inside. Then chill for at least four hours.

Official note

The customary notice period is twenty minutes before serving. In Sector 2, it is thirty.

BfBE approval number BE-7122 · Main course · Sector 1

Pumpina Zucchini Lasagne

The south's holiday lasagne. Thinly sliced zucchini replace pasta sheets.

11 gCarbs per serving
0.9BE
38 gProtein
520kcal
4Servings

Ingredients

  • 3large zucchini
  • 500 gmixed minced meat
  • 400 gchopped tomatoes
  • 1onion
  • 2garlic cloves
  • 250 gricotta
  • 150 ggrated mountain cheese
  • 2 tbspolive oil
  • 1 tspdried oregano
  • salt, pepper, nutmeg

Method

  1. Slice the zucchini lengthways into 3 mm strips, salt them, and drain on a cloth for twenty minutes. This step determines the success of the lasagne.
  2. Gently cook the onion and garlic in oil, then brown the minced meat until crumbly.
  3. Add the tomatoes and oregano and simmer uncovered for 15 minutes, until the sauce thickens.
  4. Mix the ricotta with nutmeg, salt, and pepper.
  5. Layer the zucchini strips, meat sauce, and ricotta in turn, finishing with zucchini.
  6. Sprinkle with cheese and bake at 190°C for 35 minutes. Rest for ten minutes before cutting.

Official note

Draining the zucchini is why Sector 1 cuisine is considered elaborate.

BfBE approval number BE-9007 · Main course · Sector 3

Konjac Noodles with Creamy Mushrooms

Noodles made from konjac root, with cream and thyme. An everyday dish in the valleys of Sector 3.

4 gCarbs per serving
0.3BE
14 gProtein
390kcal
2Servings

Ingredients

  • 400 gkonjac noodles, drained
  • 300 gbutton mushrooms, sliced
  • 1shallot
  • 150 mlcream
  • 50 gParmesan
  • 20 gbutter
  • 2 sprigsthyme
  • salt, pepper

Method

  1. Rinse the konjac noodles thoroughly in a sieve under running water for two minutes. This is not optional.
  2. Dry-fry the noodles without fat in a hot pan for three to four minutes, until they squeak and the remaining moisture has evaporated. Set aside.
  3. Melt the butter in the same pan and fry the shallot and mushrooms over high heat until browned.
  4. Add the cream and thyme and reduce briefly.
  5. Return the noodles to the pan, stir in the Parmesan, season, and serve immediately.

Official note

Rinsing and dry-frying are the two steps without which this dish fails.

BfBE approval number BE-2974 · Breakfast · The Ge-station

Novartemis Cottage Cheese Pancakes

The breakfast of Novartemis care homes, traditionally served with quark and berries.

6 gCarbs per serving
0.5BE
29 gProtein
330kcal
2Servings

Ingredients

  • 250 gcottage cheese
  • 3eggs
  • 40 gground almonds
  • 1 tsppsyllium husks
  • 1 pinchsalt
  • 1 tspbutter for frying
  • 100 graspberries to serve

Method

  1. Mix the cottage cheese, eggs, almonds, psyllium husks and salt.
  2. Leave for five minutes until the batter thickens.
  3. Melt the butter in a non-stick frying pan over medium heat.
  4. Spoon tablespoon-sized portions into the pan and cook for two to three minutes on each side. Keep the pancakes small: larger ones fall apart when turned.
  5. Serve with raspberries.

Official note

In Novartemis, time is counted in moons and breakfast is eaten early. Elsewhere, you may take your time.

BfBE approval number BE-1190 · Dessert · Sector 2

Retardos Berry Chia

Prepared in the evening and ready in the fridge by morning. The simplest dessert in the country.

8 gCarbs per serving
0.7BE
8 gProtein
210kcal
2Servings

Ingredients

  • 40 gchia seeds
  • 300 mlunsweetened almond milk
  • 150 graspberries or blueberries
  • 1 tsperythritol
  • ½ tspvanilla extract
  • 1 pinchsalt

Method

  1. Mix the chia seeds with the almond milk, erythritol, vanilla and salt.
  2. After five minutes, stir vigorously again to prevent lumps. That is the whole trick.
  3. Cover and refrigerate overnight.
  4. Layer with berries before serving.

Official note

Berries are the only fruit whose labelling is not disputed in Sector 2.

BfBE approval number BE-9943 · Snack · Sector 3

Multines Cheese Crackers

Two ingredients, fifteen minutes, and barely any available carbohydrate worth mentioning.

1 gCarbs per serving
0.1BE
5 gProtein
58kcal
20Servings

Ingredients

  • 200 gGouda or mountain cheese, coarsely grated
  • 1 tsppaprika or rosemary
  • black pepper

Method

  1. Line a baking tray with baking paper.
  2. Place small mounds of cheese well apart on the tray: they spread considerably.
  3. Sprinkle with paprika and pepper.
  4. Bake at 180°C for six to eight minutes, until the edges are golden brown.
  5. Leave to cool completely on the tray. They only become crisp once cool.

Official note

Values are per cracker. Walkers in the valleys of Sector 3 carry them in a tin.

BfBE approval number BE-0287 · Main course · Sector 2

Retardos Kale Skillet

The factory meal from Retardos: kale, smoked tofu and bacon cooked in one pan.

9 gCarbs per serving
0.8BE
26 gProtein
445kcal
4Servings

Ingredients

  • 600 gkale, trimmed
  • 200 gdiced bacon
  • 200 gsmoked tofu or cured smoked pork, diced
  • 1onion
  • 200 mlstock
  • 1 tbspmustard
  • nutmeg, salt, pepper

Method

  1. Blanch the kale in boiling salted water for two minutes, cool it in cold water and squeeze out the excess water.
  2. Render the bacon in a wide saucepan, then cook the onion in the fat until translucent.
  3. Add the smoked tofu and fry until well browned.
  4. Fold in the kale, add the stock, cover and braise for 15 minutes.
  5. Season with mustard, nutmeg, salt and pepper.

Official note

Served in Retardos factory canteens between 11:40 and 12:10. The south considers the serving window too long; the north considers the south impatient.

BfBE approval number BE-5861 · Drink · Betazell am Zuckerhut

Betazell Lemonade

The Federation's proof that sweetness and sugar are two different things.

0 gCarbs per serving
0.0BE
0 gProtein
6kcal
4Servings

Ingredients

  • 1 lcold still or sparkling water
  • 3lemons, juiced
  • 2 tbsperythritol or 8 drops of sucralose
  • 1 handfulmint
  • ice cubes

Method

  1. Dissolve the erythritol completely in 100 ml of warm water. It dissolves reluctantly in cold water.
  2. Pour the lemon juice and syrup into a jug.
  3. Top up with cold water and stir.
  4. Clap the mint between your palms and add it with the ice.

Official note

Served at every federal reception since 1954; the register has used the name Betazell since 1971.

Food culture

How Diabetien eats

The day has four fixed anchors: Fasting, Mid-morning, Main meal and Late. Snacks between meals are considered a private matter and are not officially recorded.

Food culture is the two halves' favourite subject of dispute. People in the north eat later, linger longer, and gather in larger groups; in the south, they eat earlier, more briefly, and more often. Each side considers the other's habits unhealthy and advances the same arguments in reverse order.

Cake is permitted and popular, but it is announced in advance. Serving guests an unannounced dessert is considered extremely rude — the notice period is twenty minutes in private homes and thirty in Sector 2.